Pardon me, Dr. Ernie Ward, while I step on your toes for a moment.
No, I don’t have a degree in veterinary science. I haven’t published any books, and I haven’t appeared on any syndicated television shows, national news programs or been in newspapers picked up by half the country.
I certainly haven’t cared for and treated countless numbers of dogs, cats, lizards, snakes, hamsters and other critters.
Everything I know about caring for pets, well, at least one of them, I learned on my lunch break last week.