The following is the completely falsified transcript of a conversation, which never took place between Mike and Maggie, two people who do not exist. I did not overhear this conversation, nor one remotely like it, and probably never will. The made-up names have not been changed.
Mike: “Hey, did you watch 'Lost Idol Survivor Apprentice' last weekend?”
Maggie: “Of course, I did. I never miss one. What did you think about that ending?”
Mike: “Fantastic. I never saw it coming—definitely a wild finish.”