I have to warn you, I am now the slowest river on the road.
If you are trying to get somewhere quickly, I’ll be over in the right lane. Don’t mind me.
I don’t know if I’m finally starting to get used to the way things work around here or if I’ve just given up on the tenets the high school football coaches/driver’s education instructors taught me in summer school.
But I’m just going to go with it from here on out.