Pssst! You! Yes, you!
Look closer! I want to tell you something — the secret to keeping your name out of the Beacon.
Ready? OK, here you go: Don’t do anything newsworthy.
Nothing amazing. Nothing unusual. Nothing generous. Nothing humble. Nothing heart-wrenchingly brave. Nothing monumentally stupid.
Basically, don’t do anything anyone would care to read about.
Disappointed? Well, if you expected more, I’m sorry. But honestly, it’s that simple.