If aliens from outer space were to drop in and cruise the Internet lately, they wouldn’t know we were in economic turmoil.
They wouldn’t think we face an uncertain future or fears about everything, including them.
No, they would think the biggest priority on our worry list is belly fat.
Have you noticed? How could you not?
It’s the unsightliest, most graphic advertisement ever to invade the World Wide Web—big, gloppy bellies protruding over waistlines, accompanied by headlines like, “One flat-belly rule: Obey.”