May-or: an official elected or appointed to act as chief executive or nominal head of a city, town or borough—Webster’s definition
Mayor: (1.) a person who is very popular, as in “Dude! The girls are all over you. When did you become the mayor?”
(2.) a male cheerleader, as in “Haha! Look at the Mayor! What a dork!”
—Urban Dictionary definitions
No matter how you slice or dice ’em, mayors in my neck of the county have been getting lots of Beacon ink lately.