Today's Opinions

To the editor:

I write this letter to applaud the Congress of the United States for providing us more entertainment in the last several weeks than Oprah, Dr. Phil and The View. 

If you’re at Brunswick Community College and you’re hiding out in a secure area away from windows, it’s safe to come out now.

At least I think it is.

Memo to anyone in Sunset Beach with a garbage can in need of emptying:

Notice is hereby given you’d better be mindful of the scheduled pickup times by the local Waste Industries garbage truck. This includes the time frame you’re allowed to (1) roll the can out to the end of your driveway prior to pickup and (2) roll the can back up the driveway and out of “unsightliness” after pickup.

If you’re not aware of the rules, it could cost you a $50 fine.